All I can say is that today is a technical wreck.
If today were a movie, it would have scenes with film equipment showing. Everyone would say the wrong lines and a character would accidentally be called by the actor's name. People would make fun of this movie. It would show up on one of those VH1 shows that mocks low budget films with too many mistakes.
In reality I hate money and loans and banks. Sometimes I wish I was a trust fund baby born with a silver spoon in my mouth who didn't have to worry about money things ever.
In closing, if you ever want to really confuse a bank, just tell them you had your money sent to the wrong school. But you're still going there. You're going to The New School technically. No, not *A* new school, *The* New School. But you'll be at Sarah Lawrence. And then laugh as you have to call New School, tell them to call PNC to technically change their name from New School University to The New School. Not to be confused with A new school.
And you don't even really go to The New School. You go to Eugene Lang College. But life ain't that easy.