Just 2 minutes ago someone called and the caller ID said, "US Gov't" and had a local number. I got worried and picked it up.
"Hello, goodmorning ma'am," the man said with a Southern accent, "I'm calling from the army reserve. I was wondering if I can talk to Jillian?"
"Um, no she's not here right now," I said.
"Okay, when would be a better time to reach her?" He asked.
"Call back around one."
Oh my gosh I started laughing my ass off. My little sister Jillian is 17 years-old, artsy, skinny, short, and loves to do her hair. It was just a funny visual to picture an army man calling our house looking for her. I wanted to tell him she would never make it in the army and not to call back, but it was just too funny so I played along.